return {
  title = "ᐊᑯᓕᕕᒃ",
  _font = "fonts/bjcrus.ttf",
  intro = [[ᐊᑯᓕᕕᒃ, 1968

BROTHER JARED HAS BROUGHT THE ROCK OF THE JUDGEMENT, HIS BELOVED FLOCK, TO THE REMAINS OF A REMOTE TRADING POST BEYOND DARKEST THULE.

HERE WE WILL CONJURE ZIMINIAR, THE KING OF THE NORTH.

I HAVE VOLUNTEERED TO BE THE FIRST TO ATTEMPT THE RITUAL, THAT I MIGHT BE CROWNED, AMID THE CHAOS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD, JARED'S FOREMOST AND ETERNAL WIFE.]],
  loss =                "YOU HAVE DIED OF %s",
  win =                 "RICHES TO THE CONJURER",
  settingsMenuTitle =   "SETTINGS",
  settingsMenuBackspace = [[ESCAPE TO CANCEL
ENTER TO KEEP]],
  settingsMenuScroll =  "SCROLL TO CHANGE SETTING",
  toContinue =          "PRESS ENTER TO CONTINUE",
  keyForward =          "FORWARD",
  keyBack =             "BACK",
  keyLeft =             "LEFT",
  keyRight =            "RIGHT",
  keyUse =              "USE",
  mouseSensitivity =    "TURN SPEED",
  language =            "LANGUAGE",
  FOV =                 "FOV",
  win = [[ZIMINIAR HAS ARRIVED. THE WORLD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.
  
RICHES TO THE CONJUROR!
]],
  phoneRing = "THE PHONE RINGS IMPATIENTLY",
  phonePickup = "[%s]: PICK UP",
  phoneRedial = "[%s]: *69",
  phoneClue = "THE TIME IS %dP.M. 🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔",
}